Shrimp
It’s official: Robert is a shrimp. He weighed in at a slim-and-trim 19 pounds 4 ounces at the doctor’s office this morning, putting him in the 5th percentile. Sheesh! Height-wise he’s doing better, standing tall at the 25th percentile. And as a direct result of everybody giving him a big head by constantly calling him “adorable”, his head circumference is right at the 50th percentile.
At the other end of the spectrum is my nephew Sam. Sam is 5 months old and he just weighed in at 19 pounds. What a horse!
The Comments
D.M.B. May 16, 2007 at 1:36pm
jeeze dad. teach him how to eat. you pack away the food pretty good, tell him what it is to be a wilson male.
Mr. Wilson May 16, 2007 at 1:45pm
That’s the thing, he does eat. Very well in fact. He just (TMI alert) poops it all out.